I tripped over a snake today while walking along the river. I'm not kidding. It actually got caught between my feet. I looked back to see why the stick I tripped over was so soft. It was because it was a two feet long, green and black hissing stick. I did not run, rather I stopped to take a picture of my enemy but it slithered away before my iphone could properly focus. Despite the fact that the front desk clerk assured me it was "only" a gardner or garter snake or what have you, I choose to believe that I cheated death. This my friends, is exactly something that would happen to me.
Mind you this happened after I had just thought to myself..."I'm funny". Well, I'm glad I'm still around to share my funny with the world.

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